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Venue: Marina Square MacDonalds'


Reporters: The Dream Team

In this week's special report,the Dream Team brings you an exclusive interview with Professor Snuffy,the only P.H.D in cam-whoring.

We caught up with the Professor at Marina Square Macdonalds', where the cosy enviroment allowed for a frank dialogue with the man.

Seated at a round table,the Dream Team was able to clearly capture the Professor's heartfelt thoughts on cam-whoring. His theory? "With a great camera,comes great zi-lianess".

The Professor was more than happy to provide us with a demostration despite certain groans from the team,when the demostration got a bit too intense. The Dream Team is proud to present its limited edition collection of the world's greatest cam-whoring moments.

Warm up....



And in this never seen before collection,the Professor shows us his concept of teaching maths to poor African children through vivid images that will never leave the impressionable minds. *Groans*

The Classic Look at my Smile-One

Somewhat crooked fingers forming an unmistakable 2

Again his unique crooked fingers forming a 3-finger salute

4 fingers=Bashful Snuffy

5...Holler!

6 - Something common to most NS guys-suck thumb.

Cool 7

Kissing fingers-8

Crooked fingers yet again....9

Perfect 10 for Prof Flower

More than just posing in front of a camera,cam-whoring also expresses one's feelings. The Professor again demostrated a spectrum of common feelings through his now, infamous cam-whoring techniques.

Shy Snuffy

Happy Snuffy

????

Rage. If the Professor would just close his mouth, give us his sternest face and dab camo cream all over.......

Cool Snuffy

The Professor later confided in the Dream Team about publishing a manual on cam-whoring to better aid photographically-handicapped people.

So with cam-whoring,math and manuals,the Professor is set to further establish a legacy for generations and set a new standard for Permanent Head Damage. The Dream Team wishes Professor Snuffy, p.H.d cam-whoring all the best in his endeavours.